I just had Sex on my 3DO. Good job it’s an FZ-1 and not an FZ-10, I could have fallen off haw-haw-haw!

 

OK – It’s not funny.

 

Another Vivid Interactive presentation. I’m beginning to wonder… No! What am I saying “wonder”? I know for a fact Vivid Interactive were simply cashing in. It really is amazing how boring these presentations are – I mean really boring. Is watching paint dry boring? Of cause it is. …but this is more boring than that. Really – it is!

 

This, I thought again, was going to be one of those ‘educational’ CDs. Edutainment. You know – like the ‘Joy of Sex’ or some other thinly veiled attempted to peddle soft porn to grubby minded twenty-something year olds who want to entice their equally grubby minded girlfriends into watching some thinly veiled soft porn with them. It wasn’t.

 

…it was just some grubby porn.

 

Lots of earnest looking women pulling their shirts, pants, bras, pretty much everything off and then leaning slowly and purposefully against innocent household furniture, careful not to show too much below the waistline if you follow my drift.

 

I reckon there is a check list for a Vivid Presentation.

 

- Plotless. Check.

- Annoying audio. Check.

- Grainy Visuals. Check.

- Painfully boring. Check.

- People in video must move slowly enough to be psychologically disturbing. Check

 

And so on.

 

One for collectors only, oh and grubby perverts – avoid at all costs.

 

3DO Kid.

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