Super Models go wild. Oh really?
I never thought, well - I never imagined, not for a second, that watching scantily clad women could be so boring. I want you to pause for a second and dismiss any hovering thoughts of disgust at me for, once again, covering 3DO soft pornography. And join me in a moment of contemplation. I want to muse on, or rather reflect on, how much effort, how much hard work, how much fundamental negligence in ones work, one has to go to, when making half naked pin-up girls boring.
Boring to watch - and boring to listen to.
Admittedly I never had much hope, even before watching this Beh Hur of tedium, that listening to these women was going to be anything other than dull - yet hope springs eternal. But even the soundtrack to this Vivid interactive presentation, is so utterly mentally scaringly dull, that the only belief you can have after trying to watch it, is that the whole thing was created on purpose.
Some sort of reverse psychology. By some anti half-naked women lobbying group in an attempt to bore the instinctual, genetic desire to watch half naked women. And 'Damn' - it nearly worked. Nearly.
I say again - boring. My blood is red. My chromosome is definitely 'Y' - so how? How is it boring?
Arty shots of women doing boring things. First-off, you have got 'Goffic Girl'. All dressed in black. Well a black bikini. And big black Doctor Martin boots. There is nothing so ugly on any human or animal and perhaps even vegetable as Dr Martin boots. Light on dress and heavy of bosom account for nothing - if, and only if, you are wearing Dr Martins footwear and clambering up a rocky incline. As does this first woman. Made worse by the fact she climbed up the hill - and then climbed down it - to only climb back up it again.
However this woman stands out as positively interesting compared to Apple Pie girl, all decked out in gingham and hot-pants or even Boat Rigging girl and her loyal side kick: Queen of the Pouters. Whose world class pouting made her face look like an Octopus tentacle for most of the presentation.
The only woman that was even mildly entertaining was Kelp Woman. A strange partially dressed woman who rolled around on a beach with a big string of Seaweed. It wasn't erotic - it was bemusing. "What" I kept asking myself "is she doing with that Seaweed?"
Things might have improved if they had taken their Brassiers off - but they didn't. To be honest, I don't think it would have helped any either...
It's weird - it really is. Maybe I'm getting old? Maybe I'm terminally cynical? Maybe I'm que... nah. Nah! It's not that. It's just boring.
Maybe that's it. If you live the crazy, mad-cap, hectic life of super model - when you go 'wild' you go boring.... possibly.
Way over priced.
3DO Kid.
i have all these types of boring softcore videos from vivid (even the sampler cd) and ive only watched 3 of them and this isnt one of them
i found a 3do guide book at a local gamestore back in 1997 and its the one that has the phone numbers and addresses in the back of the book and i remember calling up vivid, they had 4 titles left in stock they wanted $30 each for them and i bought Blond Justice and SEX. so just after watching them i thought well there went $65 down the drain
i downloaded the actual SEX movie, made it into a VCD and put it into the sex cd case just to show the difference to anyone who cared needless to say no one did