While waiting for my latest haul of 3DO goodness to turn up, i've been, erm, busy!
The devil makes work for idol hands - here's living proof.
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Two new YouTube videos
@ 2008-06-06 – 09:47:41
Takeru, an interactive manga CD, which was released only in Japan, which is something of a shame - but there you go.
and Tetsujin: The return.
Sequel to the not-so-great Tetsujin.
I personally quite enjoyed this game. Very cyberpunk if nothing else!
All the best,
3DOKid!
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Keiba Saishou no Housoku.
@ 2008-05-28 – 19:34:16
...or rather "The law of winning at the horse races." The simple answer being: Be the Book Maker -- Obviously.
That wouldn't make a good game however. Well - maybe it would? who knows? Find fools to part with their cash and watch, and indeed, laugh, as your bank balance swells exponentially.
Hmmm.
Anyway, look at this picture:
Try to ignore the fact it's an out of focus picture and obviously taken with a mobile phone. To a large portion of society, it may indeed look like something that belongs firmly in the bin. And it's not hard to imagine that is where many copies of this game have ended up. To me, this picture is of something to be cherished, kept and protected. It's rare. It's unusual. It's something that most people will never own or indeed see. And it's mine. It has value but only to me.
Don't get me wrong. This isn't a rare Picasso or a Faberge Egg that's been in the family for years. It's worthless. Completely and utterly worthless. Likewise, it's not something you toss casually on the coffee table and use it as a conversational starter. Rare it might be, interesting, to anyone other than the frequent visitors to this blog or it's associated forum, it is not.
Still it's mine. And I'll keep it until I die. Or I donate it to gaming museum. It's weird, but there is a chance this game will still be around long after I am not.
So, what's the game about? God only knows. I asked my in-house Japanese language expert, but she said that it was a horse betting game. Like DUH! I can figure that out by looking at the picture on the front and doing a search on the web for Copya System Ltd. So she tinkered with the menu's for bit, I sat waiting patiently for a little more depth. She sadly grew increasingly troubled in her expression, which meant only one thing: She didn't understand what was going on.
Not a good sign.
Copya System Ltd also did games for Gameboy, PCEngine and Playstation amongst others.
This game is rare outside of Japan, where it is as common as dog muck.
3DOKid.
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Virtual Puppet Reika.
@ 2008-05-20 – 21:07:58
Oh man, was I about to write this game off or what? Oh yes, I was. Let's get one thing clear, straight from the off, this is pretty awful stuff. It isn't good. Don't take anything written below as some kind of recommendation or buyers guide. Unless, and here it comes, you're a big bleary eye'd nostalgic fool. Like me. And then? Well, read on...
The main menu is arguably, and believe me, it would be an argument, the worst bit. The bit you want to select sort of drifts off-of the screen of it's own accord, and you are never quite sure whether you have clicked it or not.
This menu system is so bad that originally you see I thought there were only four sections:
Firstly a virtual puppet section, that allows you to, just about, control a mini representation of the main character: Reika. You press a button and it alters a one inch high semi-animated sprite version of the girl in question. It is dreadful. Reika being a pretty cute twenty year old, or there abouts, Japanese girl, from 1994, which was about the time I was twenty years old. However, this virtual puppet section is really crap.
Then there is Club Reika (DJ). The young lady Reika, quite literally, murders a song. While the whole disc centres on promoting Ms Reika, and it's quite clear she is being promoted as a singer, it is to be fair, and I'm tone deaf, safe to say singing really isn't her forte. Especially when she sings in English. Which is clearly not a language she is familiar with. Anyway, your role as D.J. involves being accomplice to murder by injecting one of three nasty samples into the nasty song, by pressing either A, B or C button. To help you understand how bad this is, try to imagine it's much like Reika has produced a three week old boil, on the backside of a festering corpse of a dead pig, and you are asked to cure it with only a staple gun. Yes indeed, your 3DO D-Pad fumblings turn something nasty into something truly, truly hideous.
Next is a Fashion Magazine "Peach". It's neither here nor there to be honest. Reika is quite pretty. Except when she is plastered in fake-suntan. In this section she tries on some outfits and you flick through them, as if it was a Virtual Magazine. Crazy idea. The outfits aren't very good. Like I say, she is a pretty girl, but the clothes chosen for her in this bit are nasty.
Next up: Video Clip Maker. This is, at best, and I'm being generous -- OK. I don't mind J-Pop, which is a derivative of Euro-pop, and the tune used in this section is actually pretty catchy. Ruined, slightly, by Reika. She has a manly voice. It's pretty deep in my opinion, and even singing in Japanese it sounds a bit odd. Anyway, instead of injecting nasty sound samples, you can chose one of four camera effects to make your own video. Again -- pointless, and uninspiring, dull...
...And I thought that was it.
...But no.
...Oh - no.
Of cause? Japanese music promo video right? What would it be without a karaoke section? Nothing! That's what. Nothing!
The finaly section is Sing Along. The words appear, in Japanese Kanji, at the bottom of the screen and you must, if you can read it, sing along. Then there is the music. The music chosen is nostalgic. Well, it was for me. Ms Reika blesses the whole thing by not singing, which helps enormously. And then? Well, it's fake-soulful guitar riffs and heavy drums, kind of tune lifted straight from a 1980s Tom Cruise movie. I love it. The kind of tune that makes you want to put on a brown leather flying jacket, preferably with a big eagle insignia on the back, a pair of aviator sunglasses, and grab your women, and then ride off into some sunset somewhere. Doesn't help when your women looks a bit like Reika.
In this video Reika wears some genuinely pretty clothes, takes off that god awful make-up, and then stands ruffling her hair in some fake wind while standing on some white steps, near a white wall. All very cool. And bits of it are in black and white. It's like a tribute song to the early 1990s. It's the best! It made me want to play Total Eclipse on the 3DO again. For absolutely no reason. Yes - it's that good.
Oh and Reika takes a bath in the video. Shhh!
3DO Kid.
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10 Ultra 3DO games from Japan.
@ 2008-03-24 – 16:53:33
Easter break is almost over for me, so this is that last video for a while. Please enjoy!
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11 good 3DO games from Japan!
@ 2008-03-21 – 19:50:59
Part 1:
Part 2:*Youtube limits me 10minutes per video...
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Deep Blue Fleet
@ 2008-03-16 – 21:17:59
I don't know whether you saw my previous Deep Blue Fleet video on You tube or not. It was, supprisingly, the most popular video I have posted on YouTube. Sadly it had no sound - so I fixed that.The game is Japanese, so if you don't speak the language it is largely unplayable.
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The fans TOP 5 games.
@ 2008-03-09 – 14:21:21
Nothing to do with me. This is what other people thought were the Top 5 games on the 3DO. No FMV games? No naked chick games? No on-rails shooters? It's all a bunch of Hippy crap then? Well no. No it's not.Watch on friends - watch on.
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A flurry of activity.
@ 2008-03-09 – 13:56:42
Works eased up a bit and so I found sometime and motivation to carry on with this epic task.
Hope you enjoy the videos. It's always nice to see stuff running.
I've got a whole bunch of games to put up. Mostly japanese but also things like Crash 'n burn, Fatty Bear amd things like cinderella.
I've taken down the list of 3do games, largely because it was so wrong it wasn't not funny. The U.S. list of releases seem pretty good but the list of Japanese games had glaring ommisions and stuff that was merely a EU/US game with a Japanese title, and then the EU/US version was also on the list for Japanese releases. So, I'm going to tidy it up.